Lagu
03-30-2006, 07:36 PM
Hi, the joke is back!
Tech Support calls "You" for help.
Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .
You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.
You lie to others about your time online and when they complain
You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)
You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
You don't know where the time has gone
You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.
Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***
You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
You type faster than you think
Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room
Lagu :)
Tech Support calls "You" for help.
Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .
You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.
You lie to others about your time online and when they complain
You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)
You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
You don't know where the time has gone
You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.
Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***
You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
You type faster than you think
Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room
Lagu :)