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Lagu
04-09-2006, 09:20 PM
Hi

Here is one more jokes

Three men were sitting around talking about their new wives.

The first man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house.

He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Georgia girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washged, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility.

He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day went by, and he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.