Lagu
04-11-2006, 02:22 PM
Three guys are golfing. First one says "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says "No, it’s Thursday!"
Third one says "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It's perfect!"
"Really" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty" answered the owner of the "four thousand dollar" miracle.
Morris, an 82 year-old male finally went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied "Just doing what you said Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!" The doctor said "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmer. Be careful!"
Lagu :lol:
Second one says "No, it’s Thursday!"
Third one says "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It's perfect!"
"Really" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty" answered the owner of the "four thousand dollar" miracle.
Morris, an 82 year-old male finally went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied "Just doing what you said Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!" The doctor said "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmer. Be careful!"
Lagu :lol: