Lagu
05-12-2006, 10:48 PM
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill and the barber replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the Barber goes to open up, there is a thank-you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy
and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and
a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business, and
becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill,
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves
the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
:)
asked about his bill and the barber replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the Barber goes to open up, there is a thank-you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy
and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and
a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business, and
becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill,
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves
the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
:)