Top Country Songs For 2004

[Lagu]

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Favorite Country Song of 2004 is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[PcManiac]

time out! I listen to country music like 24/7, and those don't look like real songs to me! haha steriotyped contry music I guess ...

[AMD-USR_JL]

I had to look up suicide rates for my English class lass semester. One site said that the suicide rate is proportional to how much time country music is played on the radio. The more air time it gets the more people kill themselves in that area. :D

Don't do it PcManiac. :lol:

[Strongbow]

#1 looks like Gordon's Revenge by the Macc lads...

"But I've never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've woken up with one or two,
No he's never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's woken up with quite a few."

:lol:

...and the Macc Lads, for anyone who's not from Northern England, is certainly not a country band! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Google them if you don't get offended easily!

[PcManiac]

I had to look up suicide rates for my English class lass semester. One site said that the suicide rate is proportional to how much time country music is played on the radio. The more air time it gets the more people kill themselves in that area. :D

Don't do it PcManiac. :lol:

Ahh! how can that be?!?! County rox my sox off!
maybe the people that are killin themselves because of the music are just depressed to start with ... and I am NOT depressed! :D

[taters]

I had to look up suicide rates for my English class lass semester. One site said that the suicide rate is proportional to how much time country music is played on the radio. The more air time it gets the more people kill themselves in that area. :D

Don't do it PcManiac. :lol:

Hahaha, there is a bunch like that :lol:
Amount of rapes in a given year directly correlates to the amount of ice cream sold... so if we ban all the ice cream we won't have any rapes? ;)
Don't remember other ones, but they're really funny.