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Lagu
05-21-2006, 12:20 AM
A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how was I born?" Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. So here goes. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said........'You've got Male'."

Strongbow
05-21-2006, 06:19 AM
:lol:

I hope he gave her a good defrag first to make sure all her blocks were in order! ;)

Lagu
05-21-2006, 05:17 PM
Blackheath

That was a good one. It should be a catastrophe if X and Y chromosome should be here and there and not there they normally will be.

Lagu :lol:

taters
05-25-2006, 08:22 PM
I wonder if she had large RAM? hehehe :twisted:
Gotta love it, every part of a computer can have a sexual connotation. :D

Dee
05-25-2006, 09:11 PM
Good one....it was fairly clean too..... :lol: