Lagu
05-25-2006, 03:49 PM
Men are like...laxatives...they irritate the sh!t out of you
Men are like...bananas...the older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like...weather...nothing can be done to change them
Men are like...blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why
Men are like...chocolate bars...sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips
Men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say
Men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off
Men are like...government bonds...they take soooooo long to mature
Men are like...mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like...popcorn...they satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like...lava lamps...fun to look at, but not very bright
Men are like...parking spaces...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Men are like...bananas...the older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like...weather...nothing can be done to change them
Men are like...blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why
Men are like...chocolate bars...sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips
Men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say
Men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off
Men are like...government bonds...they take soooooo long to mature
Men are like...mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like...popcorn...they satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like...lava lamps...fun to look at, but not very bright
Men are like...parking spaces...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped