The Cat on the Hat on Aging

[Lagu]

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
Oh my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years
have come at last....
The Golden Years............

can kiss my arse!!!