gatekeeper53
10-03-2006, 06:13 PM
Texas Deputy vs New York Lawyer,
> > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy.
> > He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is
a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education then any cop from Houston , Texas .
> > He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the Texas deputy's expense.!!
> > Deputy says," License and registration, please."
> > Lawyer says, "What for?"
> > Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the
stop sign."
> > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> > Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."
> > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> > Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
> >Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me
the ticket."
> >Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
> >At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving crud out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"!!!!
> > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy.
> > He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is
a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education then any cop from Houston , Texas .
> > He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the Texas deputy's expense.!!
> > Deputy says," License and registration, please."
> > Lawyer says, "What for?"
> > Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the
stop sign."
> > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> > Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."
> > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> > Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
> >Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me
the ticket."
> >Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
> >At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving crud out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"!!!!