gatekeeper53
10-17-2006, 02:35 AM
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation, because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does not want anyone to find out.
The doctor agrees. After the operation, she wakes up and finds three roses carefully placed on her nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls her doctor and shouts, "I told you not to tell anyone!"
The doctor replies,"Don't worry. Really I didn't tell a soul". When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor says, "Oh those! The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by your self".
"The second rose is from my Nurse. She assisted me with your operation and she has been through this procedure herself, so she understands what you're going through".
"And the third rose is from the guy upstairs in the Burn Unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears".
The doctor agrees. After the operation, she wakes up and finds three roses carefully placed on her nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls her doctor and shouts, "I told you not to tell anyone!"
The doctor replies,"Don't worry. Really I didn't tell a soul". When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor says, "Oh those! The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by your self".
"The second rose is from my Nurse. She assisted me with your operation and she has been through this procedure herself, so she understands what you're going through".
"And the third rose is from the guy upstairs in the Burn Unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears".