gatekeeper53
10-22-2006, 08:23 PM
These are some I've seen in St. Louis traffic recently:
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. (Boy, isn't that the truth!)
It is much easier to get old than to get wise.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is its depth.
It's God's job to judge bin Laden. It's the Marines' job to arrange the meeting.
It's easier to nail Jello to a tree than to find a good man.
Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Never, ever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
That's funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
My wild oats have turned to prunes and All-Bran.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it.
Unless you're driving a phone booth, hang up the damn phone and pay attention!
If you are close enough to read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
Politicians and diapers should be changed daily . . . and for the same reason!
Dr. Kevorkian for the White House physician.
Who sayse Bush is dum. Im frum Texas and hes just as smart as we is!
Support capital punishment. Beat a politician today.
Bill and Hillary: At least their friends have convictions.
But my favorite came from a reader who called Sound Off:
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like those in his car!
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. (Boy, isn't that the truth!)
It is much easier to get old than to get wise.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is its depth.
It's God's job to judge bin Laden. It's the Marines' job to arrange the meeting.
It's easier to nail Jello to a tree than to find a good man.
Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Never, ever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
That's funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
My wild oats have turned to prunes and All-Bran.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it.
Unless you're driving a phone booth, hang up the damn phone and pay attention!
If you are close enough to read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
Politicians and diapers should be changed daily . . . and for the same reason!
Dr. Kevorkian for the White House physician.
Who sayse Bush is dum. Im frum Texas and hes just as smart as we is!
Support capital punishment. Beat a politician today.
Bill and Hillary: At least their friends have convictions.
But my favorite came from a reader who called Sound Off:
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like those in his car!