Ototero
10-27-2006, 05:47 PM
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp, "Do you have widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."