Strongbow
11-15-2006, 07:32 PM
An American, Italian and an Englishman were walking together one day, when they were surprised by a fairy.
The fairy said, "I'm going to grant all three of you one wish. All you have to do is jump off that cliff and call the name of the thing you want and you will fall into it."
The American went first and jumped off the cliff and shouted, "MONEY!" Down he fell into tons of money.
The Italian went next and yelled, "WOMEN!" Down he fell into a crowd of really cute babes.
The Englishman thought for a while, then started running. But when he was about to jump, he tripped on a rock and, thinking he was going to die, shouted, "OH, SHIT!"
The fairy said, "I'm going to grant all three of you one wish. All you have to do is jump off that cliff and call the name of the thing you want and you will fall into it."
The American went first and jumped off the cliff and shouted, "MONEY!" Down he fell into tons of money.
The Italian went next and yelled, "WOMEN!" Down he fell into a crowd of really cute babes.
The Englishman thought for a while, then started running. But when he was about to jump, he tripped on a rock and, thinking he was going to die, shouted, "OH, SHIT!"