Lagu
11-22-2006, 12:42 AM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?