American beer

[Lagu]

A German and an American were having a rather heated argument about the quality of their respective country’s brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: “Look. I’ll prove it to you”

Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.

Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:

Dear Mr. Schnitzel,

Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.

Warmest Regards
Dr. Ben D. Over

[drezha]

I have another..

Why are having sex in a boat and american beer similiar?

Cos both are f**king close to water ;)

I must at this point point out I drink cider not beer :p

[Beerknurd]

American Beer does suck...

[spikey_richie]

Sure does! At least Stater Bros. and Vons sells Stella Artois

[Jeff]

HEY!

We are trying to plan a trip to Belgium/Germany in May 07. Which beer should I try?

[Beerknurd]

Any of the Spaten Beers are good.

http://www.spatenusa.com/

[Ototero]

Try the fruit beers, they're very light and refreshing.

Better still, try them all, about 2000 I believe.

[gatekeeper53]

If you have this going on in the yard the brand of beer isn't as important as the quanity!!! http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/138/0/2/O/138023430O181600994.jpg

[meshmar]

HEY!

We are trying to plan a trip to Belgium/Germany in May 07. Which beer should I try?

Westvleteran 12 Trappist in Belgium!

And even though I'm an American, I agree there are very few beers in the USA worth drinking. Anchor Steam is worth a try, though.

[Brucifer]

Need to qualify that about the American beers... the commercial ones from the big breweries isn't world class by any means. However there are a lot of good beers being turned out by the mini-breweries in the US.

[Beerknurd]

My dad works for Miller Brewery... I get Miller Lite for free... I like Miller Lite... :icon_rolleyes:

[meshmar]

"See that bear, lapping up that good ol' country water? Kinda makes me want to wrap my lips around the tall, sweaty, head of a bottle of good ol' Bear Whiz Beer! Like my daddy said, 'Son, it's in the water! That's why it's yellow!' "

Thanks to The Firesign Theatre

[gatekeeper53]

I understand that American beer pretty much sucks, and that Stag just might be at the top of the suction list, but I think this gal took it just a little to far!
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/21A0F729496ED22D8625723A0015A7EB?OpenDocument

[Brucifer]

Yep.... she'd have a real rough time in a lot of the countries on this planet where warm beer is the norm.

[Nflight]

Yea that is a problem, But I have one worse then everything mentioned so far. I quite drinking for good it seems. Reasoning behind this effort is:

Starting my own business
Overweight body in front of potential client looks bad
Women veer around me not into the front of me
Can't see you know who anymore - thats bad
Walking is tough, jogging is impossible
Clothes don't fit like they used too
Big clothes cost more then smaller sizes
It is a time for change in me!That about covers just about everything, I think I will hear some more additions from my good friends on the AMD users forum. Any Comments are welcome. Oh just to let you realize that I figrued out in my life time I have drank the equivalent of 110 Half Barrels of Beer in my life. I have had enough now.:5obsessed:

[Steve Lux]

I quit drinking adult beverages about 27 years ago.

[Beerknurd]

110 Half Barrels of Beer.... That's it... I think I have that beaten... I am a recovering alcoholic... I'm only 27... Thank God for my wife... She saved my life...