Lagu
12-10-2006, 10:42 PM
There once was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play quitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator, went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down, saw this man skipping along whistling, kicking up his heels. He looked closer, saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking. "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms, skipping down the sidewalk happy, going on with his life."
He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him, because he had lost one of his arms, felt ugly and useless, was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life, he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling, kicking up his heels again.
He asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"
The armless man answered "I'm NOT happy, my azz itches!":icon_lol: :icon_lol:
He was standing on the ledge looking down, saw this man skipping along whistling, kicking up his heels. He looked closer, saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking. "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms, skipping down the sidewalk happy, going on with his life."
He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him, because he had lost one of his arms, felt ugly and useless, was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life, he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling, kicking up his heels again.
He asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"
The armless man answered "I'm NOT happy, my azz itches!":icon_lol: :icon_lol: