Lagu
12-17-2006, 07:11 PM
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia - having sex with a dead woman. The judge told him "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key."
The man replied "I'll give you 3 reasons:
1) It's nobody's damn business;
2) She was my wife, and.......
3) I didn't know she was dead....she always acted that way."
Case was dismissed.
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The man replied "I'll give you 3 reasons:
1) It's nobody's damn business;
2) She was my wife, and.......
3) I didn't know she was dead....she always acted that way."
Case was dismissed.
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