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Lagu
12-19-2006, 08:13 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85lbs. Neutered: Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat. Been out a while....better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED....Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE: WORN ONLY ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Frederic Brillouet
01-09-2007, 08:16 PM
:icon_lol: i'm so gonna let my dad read this one