gatekeeper53
01-08-2007, 10:06 PM
......and then the cop said;
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have
quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal
friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't...sign here."
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have
quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal
friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't...sign here."