01-19-2007, 02:51 AM
A woman takes her TV back to the department store where she bought it and heads to the service counter. She tells the service man that her tv is broken and that she can't even get static let alone a picture. The man rubs his chin for a second while looking perplexed first at the tv then at the woman. He then asks her if she has died her hair. She denies it and says she has been a brunette her whole life. After a moment the guys says he really needs her to be honest if he is going to help her with her problem and she finally admits she is a blonde but has colored her hair. The woman then asks how he could have possibly known that she was really a blonde. The man reples "Because that is a microwave ma'am.