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em99010pepe
07-14-2004, 08:51 PM
Bush begins his speech to open the Olympic Games. He looks at his paper and says:
- Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo!
An aide comes over and whispers:
Mr. President, these are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below.


(I'm so sorry american friends)

Beerknurd
07-14-2004, 11:58 PM
Mmmm Hmmmm. That's real funny. George Bush is a genius. Not to mention a Christian. A+++++

Keith75
07-15-2004, 12:43 AM
I think Bush is about as good as you can get when it comes to a politician, but I still got a good laugh out of that. :D

I am sure we could get some discussion going by bringing up politics. LOL We would have to make another forum area just to hold the messages. LOL

Keith

WienerDog
07-16-2004, 01:27 AM
while i generaly dont get political (like either side gives a rat butt about you) here's something i think both sides will get a kick out of.
http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

Beerknurd
07-16-2004, 03:24 AM
Their server is down.... :-( You can't look at it.....

Ototero
07-16-2004, 06:58 AM
....and still down :mad:

em99010pepe
07-16-2004, 07:17 AM
Feel free to tell us some portuguese jokes. Portugal is a joke so it is going to be very difficult!

WienerDog
07-16-2004, 07:39 PM
ok the sites back up... fpor those interested

Beerknurd
07-16-2004, 09:33 PM
LOL, nope it's down again.....

Ototero
07-16-2004, 11:16 PM
President Bush gets out of his helicopter in front of the White House
carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got
one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defence Secretary
Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."

Beerknurd
07-17-2004, 04:55 AM
I finally saw the thing on jibjab... That was funny. I watched it like 4 times.

WienerDog
07-17-2004, 05:16 AM
:wav: