Lagu
04-18-2007, 08:45 PM
I used to have Saturday Night Fever....now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says "For Fast Relief!.
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age...but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty".
Finally.......
Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says "For Fast Relief!.
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age...but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty".
Finally.......
Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.