Lagu
05-15-2007, 08:54 PM
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot arse?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot arse?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS