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DMMc
07-30-2007, 10:27 PM
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching
our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

Beerknurd
07-31-2007, 12:39 AM
Jeff should love this one... :lol:

Jeff
07-31-2007, 02:14 AM
Haha, that is too funny.

But really, c'mon, we scratch our balls for the FULL 8 hours.

Jeff

LeBo
07-31-2007, 03:39 AM
ROFLMAO....:icon_lol:

BlackAdder
07-31-2007, 09:38 AM
no comment........ :)

Ototero
07-31-2007, 11:17 AM
Jeff, you're sacked :):)

DMMc
07-31-2007, 12:28 PM
My brother-in-law, who works for the PO in Memphis, sent me this and I knew that I had to share it.
Glad it was enjoyed.

AMDave
07-31-2007, 05:07 PM
Jeff, you're sacked :):)
I think he knows
Isn't that what he's scratching? :rofl:

daddygeek
07-31-2007, 05:35 PM
To much info, Way too much.

Frederic Brillouet
07-31-2007, 06:14 PM
I think he knows
Isn't that what he's scratching? :rofl:
MADave, I nearly choked on my drink when I read that hahaha:icon_lol: