LeBo
08-14-2007, 09:17 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street in Green
Bay WI , dragging two plastic garbage bags with her,
one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of
it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....."Ma'am, there
are $50 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some.
Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee
in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his little thingie through
the bushes, I say: $50 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm
bluffing.
Bay WI , dragging two plastic garbage bags with her,
one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of
it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....."Ma'am, there
are $50 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some.
Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee
in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his little thingie through
the bushes, I say: $50 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm
bluffing.