Nflight
10-08-2007, 09:06 PM
A Texan, walking through his field, sees a man using one hand to dip water from a stock tank to take a drink. He shouts.
"Hey! Don't drink that water, it has cow$#!~ in it!
You might get E. coli."
The man shouts back,
"Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo ingles. Hablema espanol."
(Transl: "I'm Mexican, I don't understand English.
Speak Spanish to me.")
The Texan yells,
"Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguira mas para beber."
(Transl: "Use both hands. You'll get more to drink.")
"Hey! Don't drink that water, it has cow$#!~ in it!
You might get E. coli."
The man shouts back,
"Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo ingles. Hablema espanol."
(Transl: "I'm Mexican, I don't understand English.
Speak Spanish to me.")
The Texan yells,
"Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguira mas para beber."
(Transl: "Use both hands. You'll get more to drink.")