Beerknurd
03-21-2008, 10:31 PM
After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years
ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the
LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200
year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
New Yorkers.'
One week later, " The Express News," a local newspaper in Texas reported
the following:
'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near Austin, Bubba
Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely
nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had
already gone wireless.'
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years
ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the
LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200
year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
New Yorkers.'
One week later, " The Express News," a local newspaper in Texas reported
the following:
'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near Austin, Bubba
Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely
nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had
already gone wireless.'