Terry1953
12-31-2012, 12:48 AM
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal
life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its rectum!"
"You crafty son of a gun," said the fairy.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal
life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its rectum!"
"You crafty son of a gun," said the fairy.