Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal Pistol

[Terry1953]

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a
woman against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge
grizzly bear charging at us from out of no where. She must have been protecting
her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little
Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today.

Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got him and I was
able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection……...

[Dirk Broer]

Just wait till the department of Finance hears from this approach....
In order to save the economy they will, well, hurt the economy of some other country.
Just as long as it ain't us......

P.S.: A grizzly bear market is a grizzly decline in the grizzly stock market over a grizzly period of grizzly time.

P.P.S.: .50 will do in most cases, otherwise go for the 6-barrel 30mm Gatling.
We don't need no JSFs, give us A-10 Warthogs!

[Terry1953]

I don't think the tanks of Saddam's Republican Guard and their tanks found much they liked about the A10 lol

[Brucifer]

Now if a guy had made a joke about that grizzly using the .25 on his girlfriend's knee cap, it would be circulating around as this hugely sexist non-PC off-base humor thing............ but since a female did it it's okay... just sayin...............

[Terry1953]

Very true Bruce but in my opinion it would have made for a much better joke/ And I have a couple of ex wives that just thinking about it makes me smile. But I'll lay odds the bear would have the worst case of indigestion on record.

[Brucifer]

Ya..... lol..... I've got one of them there "ex's", the meanest woman on the planet..... she brought a new definition to the meaning of lazy. The bear would get her, and the bear would be very very sorry. Would more than likely cause the bear to swear off people! :-)

[Terry1953]

Yup I know what you mean. Mine were both good housekeepers thanks to the judge they got to keep one each. I just can't think of anything that a bear ever did to me as to justify my wishing either one on a bear. I'd get arrested for animal cruelty.

[Brucifer]

yeah, mine got a house too, along with a bunch of other stuff. But at least I don't have to put up with her anymore. :-)

[Terry1953]

Yup I figure it was money well spent too.

[Dirk Broer]

I just can't think of anything that a bear ever did to me as to justify my wishing either one on a bear. I'd get arrested for animal cruelty.
Perhaps you can think of reasons to justify your wishing either one under a bear? Oh, perverted me....

[Terry1953]

Perhaps you can think of reasons to justify your wishing either one under a bear? Oh, perverted me....

Now that would truly make me feel sorry for the bear! Again a clear case of animal cruelty! Not to mention I wouldn't put it past either one of the ex's. The problem is that anytime the first one's knees got over 6 inches apart the thermostat made the furnace kick on.