Girl crowded the Bus

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.

Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.

So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step.

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
And for a second time she attempted the step and once again,
much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him
''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ''

At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.''

Lagu :D

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ok Lagu, where are you finding all of these?! they really make my day!

Hi Pc-Manic

I’m very interested of trucks and trucking since I was a little boy. I come upon a home page for truckers and found a topic with a lot of jokes. I’ve so to say stole them but there was no copyright so I think it is OK. I will add more every day.

In Sweden we use to say: A good laugh extend the life. :D

Lagu ;)

Great jokes Lagu. :lol: I have a whole list as well. I should post some some time. :D

Haha, Lagu that's a good one!

When I read about the "big Texan" I immediately thought of Beerknurd :shock:

Hi

Vaughan your comments about Beerknurd :lol: :lol: :thumbleft:

Lagu :D

I may be a big Texan, but that has never happened to me.... Dammit..... :lol: