A Cat story

Hi

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering maching, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company, requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave the house. The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird.

The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he said as they drove away. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car......

Lagu :)