I heard this a long time ago, it was very funny. I hope i can remember it right, cause i am sure you guys will get a kick out of it too. * I added some stuff too.

Well, Bill Gates dies, but instead of going straight to heaven or hell God meets him inbetween.
God says: "Bill, you have done great things like bringing your OS to nearly everyone, but you have also done some terrible things like Windows 95. So i have decided to give you a choice between heaven and hell."

So God takes Bill down to hell. Bill is astounded by everything he sees there. It's a tropical paradise, with every food imaginable, and Bill's wildest dream of 20 hot, sexy, babes is there too. As an added bonus God gave him an endless tap of the best tasting beer ever created.

Without God even taking Bill to heaven he says "This is perfect, i don't think Heaven could be any better than this." A floating keyboard and monitor appear before Bill's eyes. On the screen it says "Do you choose Hell? Y/N" Bill types a confident Y. "Are you sure? Y/N." Without hesitating he presses Y.

Bill is violently thrown into a spiral and is sent flying to Hell. When he regains his consciousness, he opens his eyes ready to enjoy his new paradise. Instead he is in a world of fire and brimstone, and nauseating abominations of dilapidated creatures. "God, God!" God appears "What is the matter my child?" asks God "Where are all the beautiful things you had shown before, this is not what i wanted." says Bill.

God replies with a smirk " Oh, i'm sorry Bill. What you saw before was just Hell's Screensaver."