Real Smart
Hi, again a joke. Enjoy!
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Harry, after a moment, replied: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The Principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut.
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry
was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on
three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands.
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
before you do. Harry: Tent.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring.
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good. Harry: Nose.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: Arrow.
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
excitement? Harry: Firetruck.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the
fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
Lagu 
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