Be very careful of what you wish for

[Lagu]

A man and an ostrich came into a cafe. The man tells the waitress "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke" and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." The man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, bakes potato and salad" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says "That will be $12.62." Once again, the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well" says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Wether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there" says the man.

The waitress asks "One other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Oh guys, Aladins lamp. That is anything to have.

[PcManiac]

I heard that one years ago! this is another one to pass around hehe