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Thread: I Beleive!!

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    I Beleive!!

    There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every
    morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise
    the Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God". She does this
    every morning with the same result.

    As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble
    buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with
    groceries, then says "Praise the Lord". The next morning she goes out
    onto the porch and there's the groceries she's asked for, of course she
    says "Praise the Lord".

    The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those
    groceries - there is no God". The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts
    "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan
    pay for the groceries!!"

    WHERE THERE IS NO WAY, GOD WILL MAKE A WAY! PRAISE HIM TODAY!!
    Once an AMDuser always an AMD user

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    Praise the Lord
    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress!



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