Here's another one:

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so
much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks
she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best .

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No," she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous".