Billy Joe Bob in love

[gatekeeper53]

The Italian says,

"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,
she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."


The Frenchman replies.

Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah
kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah
tongue,and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."


The redneck says,

"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady,
I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the
curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

[Beerknurd]

Weird... My wife does the same thing when I do that...

[gatekeeper53]

Mine cured me she put BenGay on the curtains.

[Beerknurd]

:shocked!: :eeeeek: