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Thread: The New Face

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    The New Face

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
    severely burned.
    The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body,
    because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was a match, so she
    offered to donate some of her own skin.
    However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would
    have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would
    tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor
    also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
    face.
    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and
    relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
    One day, he was alone with his wife and he was overcome with emotion at her
    sacrifice.
    He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How
    can I possibly repay you"?
    "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
    your mother kiss you on the cheek!"
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    Mother inlaw kissing my ars, so awesome...





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