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    Spliting Hairs

    Texas Deputy vs New York Lawyer,

    > > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
    sheriff's deputy.

    > > He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is
    a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
    education then any cop from Houston , Texas .

    > > He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
    the Texas deputy's expense.!!

    > > Deputy says," License and registration, please."

    > > Lawyer says, "What for?"

    > > Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the
    stop sign."

    > > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    > > Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
    License and registration, please."

    > > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    > > Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
    complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    > >Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
    slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and
    you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me
    the ticket."

    > >Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    > >At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
    beating the ever-loving crud out of the lawyer and says,
    "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"!!!!
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    HAHAHA! good one!
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