Laura Bush bought "Dubyah" a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George
has already taught him to mispronounce over 200
words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you
realize that he just 'says' the words. He
doesn't understand what they mean."

"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the
parrot.:icon_salut: