American beer
A German and an American were having a rather heated argument about the quality of their respective country’s brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: “Look. I’ll prove it to you”
Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.
Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:
Dear Mr. Schnitzel,
Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.
Warmest Regards
Dr. Ben D. Over
Once an AMDuser always an AMD user