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    American beer

    A German and an American were having a rather heated argument about the quality of their respective country’s brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: “Look. I’ll prove it to you”

    Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.

    Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:

    Dear Mr. Schnitzel,

    Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.

    Warmest Regards
    Dr. Ben D. Over
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    I have another..

    Why are having sex in a boat and american beer similiar?

    Cos both are f**king close to water ;)

    I must at this point point out I drink cider not beer :p

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    American Beer does suck...

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    Sure does! At least Stater Bros. and Vons sells Stella Artois



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    HEY!

    We are trying to plan a trip to Belgium/Germany in May 07. Which beer should I try?
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    Any of the Spaten Beers are good.

    http://www.spatenusa.com/

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    Try the fruit beers, they're very light and refreshing.

    Better still, try them all, about 2000 I believe.
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    If you have this going on in the yard the brand of beer isn't as important as the quanity!!! http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image...O181600994.jpg
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    The best ...

    Quote Originally Posted by spjeff69 View Post
    HEY!

    We are trying to plan a trip to Belgium/Germany in May 07. Which beer should I try?
    Westvleteran 12 Trappist in Belgium!

    And even though I'm an American, I agree there are very few beers in the USA worth drinking. Anchor Steam is worth a try, though.

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    Need to qualify that about the American beers... the commercial ones from the big breweries isn't world class by any means. However there are a lot of good beers being turned out by the mini-breweries in the US.

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