Two guys are moving about in a huge supermarket when they collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was actually looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, the other guy responded, "I'm looking for my wife as well, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well," said the first guy, "Maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long red hair, long firm legs, huge tits and a very nice tight ass. What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind," said the other guy enthusiastically, "Let's look for yours!"