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    The box under the bed

    When Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

    In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

    In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

    That evening, they went out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was much too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer can in the box?"

    Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box to remind myself not to do it again."

    Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

    Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

    Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Very Good
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    Wow is that Good!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagu View Post

    ... and $81,874.25 in cash.
    man........ that is one heck of a lot of aluminum cans.......

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