BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD



Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children

what>their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman,

policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.



"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out

with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."



The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy

aside to ask him if that was really true.



"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too

embarrassed to say."