CHICAGO (AP)-- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice
while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a
complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance
unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again...
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