Joke - Bush at the Oooolympics...

[em99010pepe]

Bush begins his speech to open the Olympic Games. He looks at his paper and says:
- Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo!
An aide comes over and whispers:
Mr. President, these are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below.


(I'm so sorry american friends)

[Beerknurd]

Mmmm Hmmmm. That's real funny. George Bush is a genius. Not to mention a Christian. A+++++

[Keith75]

I think Bush is about as good as you can get when it comes to a politician, but I still got a good laugh out of that. :D

I am sure we could get some discussion going by bringing up politics. LOL We would have to make another forum area just to hold the messages. LOL

Keith

[WienerDog]

while i generaly dont get political (like either side gives a rat butt about you) here's something i think both sides will get a kick out of.
http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

[Beerknurd]

Their server is down.... You can't look at it.....

[Ototero]

....and still down :mad:

[em99010pepe]

Feel free to tell us some portuguese jokes. Portugal is a joke so it is going to be very difficult!

[WienerDog]

ok the sites back up... fpor those interested

[Beerknurd]

LOL, nope it's down again.....

[Ototero]

President Bush gets out of his helicopter in front of the White House
carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got
one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defence Secretary
Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."