They Walk Among Us!!!!
My mom sent me this in email and I thought it was rather humorous...
They walk among us
I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out
the door.
>>>They walk among us and many work retail.
A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying:"Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
for sale $50." The nextday someone stole it.
>>>They walk among us.
One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
>>>They Walk among us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
>>>They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly,
I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>>They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving."
>>>They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed
to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
>>>They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party,
we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>>They Walk Among Us! I told you about retail!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
yet?"
>>>They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces."
>>>Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>>>They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
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