Rectum Stretcher

[Lagu]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot arse?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

[Beerknurd]

I'm gonna try that the next time I get pulled over... I'm gonna need yall's phone numbers... I may need bail money.

[Opteron]

OH' I liked that one...

[PcManiac]

that was funny lol, but I am starting to look at going to Police Academy, so watch out! Barnie is coming! lol

[Keith75]

Nice one.

Pc,

Surely if you become an officer you will ask people if they prefer AMD or Intel and fine them accordingly. lmao

[PcManiac]

Nice one.

Pc,

Surely if you become an officer you will ask people if they prefer AMD or Intel and fine them accordingly. lmao

HAHAH!
"do you know why I pulled you over?" "no sir" "Well, you WERE going 5 over, but I noticed the INTEL ROCKS! sticker on your bumper, can you explain that?" "yes sir, I-i-i-i, I work for them..." "Well, I am sorry, but because of that sticker, your will have to suffer let me see here, I am going to suggest only 5 years, and $100,000, HOWEVER, if you promise to quite Intel, and work for AMD, I'll let you off with a warning ... and let me peel off that sticker too." ...

Sorry, got carried away there for a sec, lol

[Lagu]