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Thread: Very bad joke...

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    Very bad joke...

    Jesse took his blind date to the carnival.

    "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.

    "I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

    They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do.

    "I want to get weighed," she said.

    Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
    By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

    Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
    Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

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    That's lame dude :P



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    ok, so I read that like 5 times before it clicked ... that is lame!

    However it did make me laugh, more at myself than the joke though hehe
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    Took a little to figure it out! Ha ha





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    GOOD ONE there my man...

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