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  1. 06-06-2007, 08:08 PM #1
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    Photo on the Night Stand

    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
    on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry..."Is this your husband?" he
    nervously asks.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery."





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    OMG!!!!!!!!!! I think I just threw up a little...
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    at least it was just his ear! LOL!

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    Read the first of the joke... It wasn't just his ear...

    "After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
    on her nightstand by the bed."
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  5. 06-06-2007, 08:31 PM #5
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    Ewwwwwwww! I forgot about the first paragraph!

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  6. 06-06-2007, 08:33 PM #6
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    I thought that would make you cringe, some girl I know sent me that today I just had to share it!





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  7. 06-06-2007, 10:04 PM #7
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    I'd kill her (Him).....



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  8. 06-06-2007, 11:42 PM #8
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    reminds me of a "guy" I saw once getting "his/her" pictures takin at a studio... red lipstick, wedding dress ... I was like I WANT TO HURT YOU! pervert!!!
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